Best Jokes for Toddlers & Preschoolers

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  • March 20, 2013
  • Looking for a cute clean joke to share with your little one?  Look no further :)!  A collection of some of our favorites:
    Why do cows wear bells?
    Because their horns don’t work!

    What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
    Bull-dozin.

    What did one snowman say to the other?
    Do you smell carrots?

    What special clothes do you wear when it rains?
    Thunderwear!

    Why did the Chicken cross the road?
    To get to the other side.

    Why did the Turtle cross the road?
    It was the Chicken’s day off.

    Why did the turkey cross the road?
    To prove he wasn’t chicken.

    Whats the difference between a piano and a fish?
    You can tune a piano but you can’t Tuna fish!

    Why did the lettuce blush?
    It saw the salad dressing.

    What did the sea say to the sand?
    Nothing, it just waved!

    What do you get when a hen lays an egg on the roof?
    An egg roll!

    Why did the chicken cross the playground?
    To get to the other slide.

    Why did the boy throw his watch out the window?
    He wanted to see time fly.

    Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    He felt crummy.

    How do you make a tissue dance?
    Put a little boogie into it.

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Boo
    Boo Who
    Don’t cry, It’s only me!

    What did one traffic light say to the other?
    Don’t look I’m changing.

    Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
    He didn’t have the guts to.

    What do you get when you cross a bat with a bell?
    A ding bat.

    Why do bats fly at night?
    They can’t drive.

    What kind of phone does a turtle use?
    A shell phone.

    Knock knock
    whose there
    Doris
    Doris who?
    Door is closed that’s why I knocking.

    Why did the bee go to the doctor?
    Because he had hives!

    Knock Knock
    Whose there
    olive
    Olive who
    Olive you (I Love u)

    What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?
    Chocolate chimp cookies.

    What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
    French flies.

    What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
    Coo-kies!

    What goes TICK TOC , WOOF , TIC TOCK , WOOF?
    A watch dog!

    What weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers?
    Cinderelephant.

    What do you call it when a cow sings?
    Moo-sic

    How do you make a cat happy?
    Spray Purrrfume.

    What do lambs like to eat?
    Baahlony sandwichs.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    No Eye-Deer (I-deear)

    Why do hummingbirds hum?
    Because they can’t remember the words.

    Why do birds fly south for the winter?
    Because it’s too far to walk.

    What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
    A stick.

    Where do you find a tortoise with no legs?
    Right where you left it.

    What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?
    I’m the wiener!

    Did you hear about the skunk who went to church?
    He had his own pew!

    Why couldn’t the pony talk?
    He was a little horse.

    How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
    Buccaneer (Buck-an-ear)

    What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
    Nacho cheese (Na-ch-yo cheese)

    How do you keep a bagel from getting away?
    You put lox on it.

    Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 8 “ate” 9

    What do you call a flying skunk?
    A smellicopter.

    Where do alligators go to get money?
    The river bank.

    What did the grape say when he was sat on?
    Nothing he just let out a little whine.

    Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?
    Because it might crack up!

    How can you make a soup rich?
    Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

    What has ears but can’t hear a thing?
    A cornfield.

    What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
    A box of quackers.

    What kind of nuts always seems to have a cold?
    Cashews!

    What did one knife say to the other?
    Look sharp!

    Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?
    Because it said ‘concentrate.

    How does the man in the moon eat his food?
    In satellite dishes!

    What did the hungry computer eat?
    Chips, one byte at a time.

    What’s in an astronaut’s favorite sandwich?
    Launch meat.

    What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate too fast?
    Stop goblin your food.

    Why did the student eat his homework?
    The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

    Please share your favorite kiddo appropriate jokes below :)!

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